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zonan
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Posted: 27 October 2005 at 2:57am | IP Logged Quote zonan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:
Homer Simpson
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Isaac Newton
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Shakespeare
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Ghandi
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Darwin
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Moses
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. 

Neil Armstrong
To go where no chicken has gone before.

George Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

The Pope
That is only for God to know.

Collin Powell
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

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Posted: 27 October 2005 at 3:08am | IP Logged Quote JVmaniac


HILARIOUS!!!!
i guess laughter ISN'T da best medicine after all... not if it makes you roll on the floor clutching your stomach!!!

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Kudos to U Zonan, that was absolutely brilliant
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Posted: 27 October 2005 at 10:46pm | IP Logged Quote zonan
Thanks JVM, eMay ... here's another one to start ur day ... but for 18 above lah .. heheh ...

The cowpoke
Three cowboys were sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome trail, each with a tale of bravado for which cowboys are famous. ‘I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is,’ the first cowboy said with a drawl. ‘Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six grown men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.’ The second cowboy couldn’t stand to be bested. ‘Why, that’s nothing,’ he said. ‘I was walking down the trail yesterday when a 15 feet rattler made a move for me. I grabbed it with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked down all of its poison. And I’m still here to tell the tale.’ All this time, the third cowboy remained silent, and the first two turned to look at him as he slowly stoked the red-hot coals with his pen*s.

p/s: share if u have any jokes ... 




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Posted: 28 October 2005 at 9:03am | IP Logged Quote eMay

Naughty! Naughty! Zonan. 

Here's my "corny" contribution -

Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A : Coz he didn't wanna wake the sleeping pills

Why did the moron throw the clock out of the window?

A : He wanted to see time fly.

Why couldn't the moron make ice cubes?

A : He lost  the recipe

What happened after the moron locked his keys in the car

A : It took him two hours to get his family out.

Don't say I didn't warn ya!!!

 

 

 
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